My dog is cooler than your dog.

My dog is cooler than your dog.

never keep a crow waiting

never keep a crow waiting

still waiting for national treasure 3

still waiting for national treasure 3

hello, ladies

this toy line is my favorite

this toy line is my favorite

Finley only has one setting

Finley only has one setting

don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me

don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me

have the decency to leave the store first

have the decency to leave the store first

I really hope this is an actual KFC rejection letter

I really hope this is an actual KFC rejection letter

no one deserves to live in poverty

no one deserves to live in poverty

You can’t run

You can’t run

the things you realize as an adult

the things you realize as an adult

i’m supposed to divide my laundry?

i’m supposed to divide my laundry?

this is accurate

this is accurate

you just need to floss more

you just need to floss more

sorry if your name is kyle

sorry if your name is kyle