Truth.

Truth.

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

Karen wins again

Karen wins again

This is how birds are born

This is how birds are born

True caring

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Shoulda seen it coming

Shoulda seen it coming

So realistic

obviously yes

Always listen to a smart woman

Always listen to a smart woman

Employee of the month multiple times

Employee of the month multiple times

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

My heart… is thawed

My heart… is thawed

My new jogging pants

My new jogging pants

omg! it looks so happy!

omg! it looks so happy!