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The first rule of Alzheimer club is…

The first rule of Alzheimer club is...
what matter is they end up in hell!
what matter is they end up in hell!
well, this just got awkward
well, this just got awkward
he’s taking this lie to the grave
he’s taking this lie to the grave
the perfect response
the perfect response
What is the name of this masterpiece?
What is the name of this masterpiece?
Jeff Bezos is the new dr. evil
Jeff Bezos is the new dr. evil
the bird added a little salt there
the bird added a little salt there
it’s gone forever
it’s gone forever
try and read this correctly on the first try
try and read this correctly on the first try
i just want to go to bed
i just want to go to bed
with my fish
with my fish
hold your friend
hold your friend
negotiate how to get fire, more likely
negotiate how to get fire, more likely
only in australia
only in australia
just wait until he finds out about chili spaghetti
just wait until he finds out about chili spaghetti
He%26%238217%3Bs+makin%26%238217%3B+waffles.
He’s makin’ waffles.
Get+this+man+a+job.
Get this man a job.
Freedom+is+relative.
Freedom is relative.
%2AUHHM+intensifies%2A
*UHHM intensifies*
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IKEA+carries+a+globe+of+the+Earth%26%238217%3Bs+surface+in+2045.
IKEA carries a globe of the Earth’s surface in 2045.
Or+maybe+throw+up+a+thumb+and+wish+him+the+best%26%238230%3B
Or maybe throw up a thumb and wish him the best…
Streaking+is+relative.
Streaking is relative.
I%26%238217%3Bve+got+blueberries+on+the+mind%26%238230%3B
I’ve got blueberries on the mind…
The+books+on+parenting.
The books on parenting.
Neature%21+Snug+as+a+bug+in+a+rug.
Neature! Snug as a bug in a rug.
%26%238230%3Bsome+people+hike%2C+probably.
…some people hike, probably.
AND+MY+VOTE%21
AND MY VOTE!