Don’t do it!

Don't do it!

beavers hate running water

beavers hate running water

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

immortal scam artist finally caught

immortal scam artist finally caught

was he wrong, though?

was he wrong, though?

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

reading is magic

reading is magic

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

if you were curious

if you were curious