If only.

If only.

Don’t drink and drive.

Don’t drink and drive.

*Pspspspspsps in anticipation*

*Pspspspspsps in anticipation*

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

The history of confederate flags, to clear out wilful ignorance.

The history of confederate flags, to clear out wilful ignorance.

*nervous shuffling*

*nervous shuffling*

You gotta read it, Nance.

You gotta read it, Nance.

Watch out for certain babies, furtively.

Watch out for certain babies, furtively.

I did’Nazi that coming…

I did’Nazi that coming…

Taxi drivers are taking C-19 pretty seriously.

Taxi drivers are taking C-19 pretty seriously.

The masses are congealing appropriately.

The masses are congealing appropriately.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

Perspective is everything.

Perspective is everything.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

Dad’s first may may.

Dad’s first may may.

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa