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Get a girlfriend, they said…

Get a girlfriend, they said...
An internal battle.
An internal battle.
Words.
Words.
Couples…
Couples…
The perfect martini.
The perfect martini.
She’s very dainty.
She’s very dainty.
Every time I go to a coffee shop…
Every time I go to a coffee shop…
I work at a table factory…
I work at a table factory…
Me and cats.
Me and cats.
Are we thinking the same, Mr. Zazzles?
Are we thinking the same, Mr. Zazzles?
How to tell when a Girl, a Guy or I want to kiss
How to tell when a Girl, a Guy or I want to kiss
I’d rather have a moustache than a baby.
I’d rather have a moustache than a baby.
I hate hipsters.
I hate hipsters.
When I laugh at jokes on the internet
When I laugh at jokes on the internet
When teachers told me Wikipedia should not be a source.
When teachers told me Wikipedia should not be a source.
He finally caught his tail!
He finally caught his tail!
what+a+happy+surprise%21
what a happy surprise!
and+now+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+look+to+my+left
and now I can’t look to my left
who+has+it+worse%3F
who has it worse?
brain+is+broken
brain is broken
Join the conversation
The+correct+use+of+privilege
The correct use of privilege
i+wonder+what+its+property+taxes+cost
i wonder what its property taxes cost
i+read+that+in+his+voice+and+now+I%26%238217%3Bm+crying%2C+too
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
she+has+entered+the+endgame
she has entered the endgame
there%26%238217%3Bs+always+a+next+time
there’s always a next time
welp%2C+looks+like+i%26%238217%3Bm+not+getting+sleep+tonight
welp, looks like i’m not getting sleep tonight
is+this+the+world%26%238217%3Bs+scariest+spider%3F
is this the world’s scariest spider?
i+ride+it+on+the+parade+route
i ride it on the parade route