Just died…

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

oh no is an understatement

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU