How I eat fruit roll-ups.

How I eat fruit roll-ups.

Every time I go to see Grandma

Every time I go to see Grandma

I’m the jerk in this relationship.

I’m the jerk in this relationship.

Brad Pitt lowers his standards.

Brad Pitt lowers his standards.

Solar parking shades.

Solar parking shades.

I’m on drugs?

I’m on drugs?

Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.

Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.

The Simpsons nailed it.

The Simpsons nailed it.

This is why I don’t take pics of my food.

This is why I don’t take pics of my food.

John Wayne as a child.

John Wayne as a child.

I looked my demons in the eyes…

I looked my demons in the eyes…

Coke phone.

Best of friends.

Best of friends.

Pure fear.

I need to stop objectifying women.

I need to stop objectifying women.

God, send me a man…

God, send me a man…