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I’m going to need some of these.

I'm going to need some of these.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.
More playgrounds should be like this.
More playgrounds should be like this.
AT AT afternoon
AT AT afternoon
I could bathe here.
I could bathe here.
Not where you want to be in life.
Not where you want to be in life.
That’s when the fight started…
That’s when the fight started…
It’s pretty hot in my room.
It’s pretty hot in my room.
I’m not sure what I’m watching…
I’m not sure what I’m watching…
Unhated nations annual meeting.
Unhated nations annual meeting.
A warrior’s song.
A warrior’s song.
I see you have disabled autocorrect…
I see you have disabled autocorrect…
I’m still fat.
I’m still fat.
A non-deadly Australian animal.
A non-deadly Australian animal.
Me trying to keep up on new slang.
Me trying to keep up on new slang.
So many texts with dog
So many texts with dog
what+do+you+mean+%26%238220%3Bthree+pieces%3F%21%3F%21%3F%26%238221%3B
what do you mean “three pieces?!?!?”
you+could+say+it%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3Bdirt+cheap
you could say it’s…dirt cheap
if+i+can+carry+it+all+like+this%2C+i+technically+didn%26%238217%3Bt+need+a+basket
if i can carry it all like this, i technically didn’t need a basket
isn%26%238217%3Bt+that%26%238230%3Beverything%26%238230%3B%3F
isn’t that…everything…?
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from+a+diet+to+a+screwit
from a diet to a screwit
this+makes+my+skin+crawl
this makes my skin crawl
did+joe+leave%2C+or+did+joe+%26%238220%3Bleave%26%238221%3B
did joe leave, or did joe “leave”
no+favorite+child%26%238230%3Bbuuuuuuuut%26%238230%3B%26%238230%3B
no favorite child…buuuuuuuut……
kids+say+the+wildest+things
kids say the wildest things
sorry%2C+forgot+to+erase+that
sorry, forgot to erase that
from+toppings+to+floppings
from toppings to floppings
%2Ahiss+of+gluttony%2A
*hiss of gluttony*