I am a ninja.

this is ibs

sorry to bother you

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

you’ve already used that password

her back must be ruined

what did you do jack?!?!?!?!

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

and now i’m one lego set richer

does anyone object?

never tried haggis. never want to try haggis

the good times will come

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

and the cat never returned

slept through the apocalypse

I’m fine