Go on without me!

Go on without me!

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

was he wrong, though?

was he wrong, though?

just get to the recipe already!

just get to the recipe already!

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously

I never thought of it that way

I never thought of it that way

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

if you were curious

if you were curious

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

can you solve this math problem?

can you solve this math problem?

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner

somebody once told me

somebody once told me

reading is magic

reading is magic