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I don’t always talk to English majors…

I don't always talk to English majors...
time will put your enemies in the ground
time will put your enemies in the ground
raccoon apology
raccoon apology
demon stds
demon stds
mater is a serial murderer
mater is a serial murderer
in this essay i will…
in this essay i will…
taking back retrograde
taking back retrograde
we all scream
we all scream
why get ready when you can have a breakdown instead?
why get ready when you can have a breakdown instead?
how apple wins at capitalism
how apple wins at capitalism
that’s definitely a good card
that’s definitely a good card
hobbit love
hobbit love
the dog has something to tell you
the dog has something to tell you
crushed it
crushed it
nomster
nomster
planet fitness pickles
planet fitness pickles
you+can%26%238217%3Bt+avoid+the+stare
you can’t avoid the stare
it+just%26%238230%3Bslides+so+easily%26%238230%3B
it just…slides so easily…
i+hurd+u+have+some+chip%2C+br%C3%B6ther
i hurd u have some chip, bröther
crazy+to+see+that+helping+a+minority+of+people+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+impact+the+majority
crazy to see that helping a minority of people doesn’t impact the majority
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well%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+one+way+to+settle+it
well, that’s one way to settle it
well%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+certainly+a+unique+way+to+see+it
well, that’s certainly a unique way to see it
what+a%26%238230%3Bspecial+phrase
what a…special phrase
I+can+vividly+feel+the+excitement
I can vividly feel the excitement
contentedness+100
contentedness 100
i%26%238217%3Bve+never+resonated+with+a+cicada+more
i’ve never resonated with a cicada more
you+can%26%238217%3Bt+handle+the+tooth%21
you can’t handle the tooth!
a+final+wave+goodbye
a final wave goodbye