Cats are jerks.

Saving the environment– you’re doing it wrong…

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

Never trust a pangwang.

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

We will not entertain this methodology…

Princess Diana walking through the minefields in Angola in 1997 to draw public attention; Prince Harry walking through them 2019.

Incredibly satisfying drawer of teas’.

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.

You have this? I have this. РNestl̩, probably.

Martian Tindr is lit…

We must go deeper…

*laughs nervously in CIA*

I mean, how could you not?

…even Mickey supports HK.

A very polite lioness luring you to an early death.