Dad level 439932.

Me, every time that I internet before bed

Me, every time that I internet before bed

I WANT MY CAFFEINE

I WANT MY CAFFEINE

DIY Kitty Sharpie Mug

DIY Kitty Sharpie Mug

Hillary gets called out

Hillary gets called out

Before and after. Be careful with what you post on the internet.

Before and after. Be careful with what you post on the internet.

Building A Model Helicopter

Building A Model Helicopter

Of Course It Sucks

Of Course It Sucks

Everyone stfu

Parenting goals

Parenting goals

My small talk usually goes like this

My small talk usually goes like this

Motivation When Looking For A Job

Motivation When Looking For A Job

For What Dark Deeds Have You Summoned Us, Human?

For What Dark Deeds Have You Summoned Us, Human?

Sometimes It’s A Hand, But Sometimes It’s Not

Sometimes It’s A Hand, But Sometimes It’s Not

Why is Caillou bald?

Why is Caillou bald?

Must… Get… This… To… My… Human

Must… Get… This… To… My… Human