She wouldn’t make me a sammich…

A staircase inside of a bookstore in Portugal.

Frick.

My first beer.

Legitimate Reason to Smile in A Mugshot

Shots fired by local church.

You cannot inherit it. You cannot steal it. You cannot borrow it.

This is Nigel Richards, World Number 1 Scrabble player. He looks exactly like you would expect the World Number 1 Scrabble player to look.

It’s a flippopotamus

They stole her precious.

Joker has his limits.

Clark Kent is a dick sometimes.

Shark Week debunked

Make your own invisible ink!

One of the Rarer Photographs Captured by the Mars Rover

Just a shirt I bought online