This is really offensive and racist.

When my girlfriend pocket dials me.

Tactical reload

Things that have never, ever been said

So, Clark.

I said the thing

Way to stand up for the big issues, Adam Levine

Healthy.

Morgan Freeman does his own stunts at 70.

Adventure Time - A horrible truth.

Too legit

Well... yeah.

Australian cricket umpires look like they are about to banish you to the shadow world

I need.

Engine whistling?

Just Mr. Bean.