Nothing messes up your friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

up? down? sideways

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

just one?

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

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