Swimsuit season.

gonna need to step outside for a second

the reverse hero’s journey

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

marriage isn’t for everyone

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—