Why so fat?

Why so fat?

just one?

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

how not to tell someone their std test results

how not to tell someone their std test results

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

you will pay for your betrayal

you will pay for your betrayal

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

up? down? sideways

up? down? sideways

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

This is a brilliant grandpa move

This is a brilliant grandpa move

write the next line of this story

write the next line of this story

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point