Hyper awake, hyper asleep.

chucks forever

they really hate the moon

a good place to sit

he’s lived through every injury

700 years old and still standing

not the hero we wanted, but the hero we need

he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be

he was really bored during the pandemic

he finally got to have fun at his job

the name’s mittens, murder mittens

the hard part about divorce no one warns you about

daytime whiskey is the best whiskey

try saying that five times fast!

once you see it, you can’t unsee it

nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks