You shall not pass.

You shall not pass.

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like looking in a mirror

like looking in a mirror

ienglish is great

ienglish is great

poor carl…

you’d be lucky if they didn’t get up at midnight

you’d be lucky if they didn’t get up at midnight

thats a -sin-

there’s a difference?

there’s a difference?

Dad Jokes and Puns to Laugh, Groan, or Cry at

Dad Jokes and Puns to Laugh, Groan, or Cry at

a fluffier one and a thinner one

a fluffier one and a thinner one

this thrift store is aiming for extra $

this thrift store is aiming for extra $

wait how do i jump again

wait how do i jump again

the real reason they need a balloon

the real reason they need a balloon

you’ve got to be kitten me

you’ve got to be kitten me

i prefer “van jeff”

i prefer “van jeff”

who needs to waste that money anyways

who needs to waste that money anyways

honestly its just a pain in the neck at this point

honestly its just a pain in the neck at this point