The only reason I’m fat…

the self control displayed here is stronger than my own

thanks for everything, you legend

I’ve trained hard for this

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those were the dog days

I tried, I really tried

it’s a bold strategy, cotton, let’s see how it plays out

checkmate, Ms. O

when you get the lego magazine and see the cool new sets

sometimes you gotta start with the man in the mirror

maybe a bit more than just “one”…

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when the calculator can’t phone-a-friend

you get what you pay for

it prevents verbal diarrhrea