You’re getting dangerously close to my success level.

You're getting dangerously close to my success level.

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but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances

but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances

squirrel art

gonna need to buy a whole new bed

gonna need to buy a whole new bed

cry harder

welcome to jurassic park!

welcome to jurassic park!

always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact

always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact

always practice safe porking

always practice safe porking

stab the crab

you won’t like me when i’m more angry

you won’t like me when i’m more angry

challenge accepted

challenge accepted

astrology for coworkers

astrology for coworkers

this should be interesting

this should be interesting

there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel

there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel

dragonheart reboot idea i’d watch

dragonheart reboot idea i’d watch

Engaging Star trek memes to beam you up with nostalgia

Engaging Star trek memes to beam you up with nostalgia