Science is cool.

Science is cool.

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit

miracle dog

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

and now so do i

and now so do i

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

both need to go out at least twice a day

both need to go out at least twice a day

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

that’s showbiz, baby!

that’s showbiz, baby!