Earth is a teenager.

Earth is a teenager.

you will tend to your plants in death

you will tend to your plants in death

imagine a six-hour standing room only flight

imagine a six-hour standing room only flight

no way this is a real headline

no way this is a real headline

those aren’t cabbages. those are xenomorph eggs

those aren’t cabbages. those are xenomorph eggs

place your yellow guy bets

place your yellow guy bets

and they always do

and they always do

my parking patience is minimal

my parking patience is minimal

where is the thing?

where is the thing?

clifford the big rabid dog

clifford the big rabid dog

Netflix Memes Because Picking a Show to Watch Is Actually Stressful

Netflix Memes Because Picking a Show to Watch Is Actually Stressful

the stakes are really high

the stakes are really high

this could be fun

this could be fun

macbeth by smash mouth

macbeth by smash mouth

if it’s not one thing it’s another

if it’s not one thing it’s another

emotional support honey badger

emotional support honey badger