I hate stairs.

I hate stairs.

You’re getting dangerously close to my success level.

You’re getting dangerously close to my success level.

I know that feel, bro.

I know that feel, bro.

The inventor of the TV remote.

The inventor of the TV remote.

How much does a hipster weigh?

How much does a hipster weigh?

I don’t know what’s more awkward…

I don’t know what’s more awkward…

Nicolas Cage finally turns down a roll.

Nicolas Cage finally turns down a roll.

Tea-bagging.

I don’t wanna be a nugget!

I don’t wanna be a nugget!

Horton the Hipster.

Horton the Hipster.

When a cute person says you’re cute.

When a cute person says you’re cute.

How to survive a zombie apocalypse.

How to survive a zombie apocalypse.

I must go. My swing needs me.

I must go. My swing needs me.

You keep using that word.

You keep using that word.

Austerity survival guide.

Austerity survival guide.

Words.