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I think I might stay home tonight…

I think I might stay home tonight...
Is this true?
Is this true?
He became his legacy. Literally
He became his legacy. Literally
delete comic sans from the system
delete comic sans from the system
Followed directions perfectly
Followed directions perfectly
Calmly plotting your demise
Calmly plotting your demise
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
My new jogging pants
My new jogging pants
retired firehoses
retired firehoses
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
mind blown
mind blown
The answer is yes. I do.
The answer is yes. I do.
I’d like to buy a vowel
I’d like to buy a vowel
Note to self: don’t try this in the office
Note to self: don’t try this in the office
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
ist+sehr+gut.
ist sehr gut.
Neighver+say+neighver.
Neighver say neighver.
Tree+pruning+in+the+1800%26%238217%3Bs
Tree pruning in the 1800’s
This+little+kitty+got+new+kick+sticks%21
This little kitty got new kick sticks!
Join the conversation
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+father+now%21
I can’t believe I’m a father now!
Canadian+road+rage+at+it%26%238217%3Bs+finest.
Canadian road rage at it’s finest.
Some+Germans+can+get+bent.
Some Germans can get bent.
Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+cats.
And that’s just the problem with cats.
This+is+Horseshoe+crab+blood+and+it+saves+lives.
This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.
Bill+Gates+has+a+Periodic+Table+with+samples+of+each+element.
Bill Gates has a Periodic Table with samples of each element.
Anyone+can+drink%26%238230%3B
Anyone can drink…