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Hey I just met you.

Hey I just met you.
You don’t know my life
You don’t know my life
Coolest phone case ever.
Coolest phone case ever.
Trying to sound important.
Trying to sound important.
And the man was released without further questioning.
And the man was released without further questioning.
Make a wish…
Make a wish…
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
There are two types of people
There are two types of people
Clever dog
Clever dog
Asking out a fangirl.
Asking out a fangirl.
Growing trees.
Growing trees.
10/10 would overdose.
10/10 would overdose.
Sassy bones
Sassy bones
Some good advice I found
Some good advice I found
Be careful what you wish for
Be careful what you wish for
When was the last time you had sex?
When was the last time you had sex?
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Join the conversation
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!