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Trying to convince my friends I’m sober.

Trying to convince my friends I'm sober.
High school fashion in 1969.
High school fashion in 1969.
Journalism these days.
Journalism these days.
You think I smother my child?
You think I smother my child?
Meditation.
Meditation.
I relish your wit…
I relish your wit…
After working in retail a few years…
After working in retail a few years…
Drinking rum before 10am.
Drinking rum before 10am.
She had Twitter before it was cool.
She had Twitter before it was cool.
Jesus is so nice.
Jesus is so nice.
Heartwarming stories.
Heartwarming stories.
Dogs are family, too.
Dogs are family, too.
Aladdin vs. Titanic.
Aladdin vs. Titanic.
Stuff my guinea pig does.
Stuff my guinea pig does.
So America recently had a birthday…
So America recently had a birthday…
A person is smart. People are dumb.
A person is smart. People are dumb.
A+special+snowflake+under+an+electron+microscope.
A special snowflake under an electron microscope.
Human+-%3E+Dog+-%3E+Horse+-%3E+Flamingo
Human -> Dog -> Horse -> Flamingo
The+net+is+marble%2C+apparently.
The net is marble, apparently.
All+of+the+other+reindeer%2C+used+to+laugh+and+call+him+names%26%238230%3B+Used+to.
All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names… Used to.
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You+underestimate+my+imagination
You underestimate my imagination
An+SD+card+is+no+place+for+a+childhood
An SD card is no place for a childhood
The+Silence+of+the+Clarinets
The Silence of the Clarinets
Bless+you
Bless you
Rememed+for+extra+functionality.
Rememed for extra functionality.
No+parades+for+just+being+a+rational+human
No parades for just being a rational human
Parents+these+days..
Parents these days..
Make+it+simple.
Make it simple.