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If I was your boyfriend…

If I was your boyfriend...
They come for my blood, and stay for my collection
They come for my blood, and stay for my collection
When David Attenborough attacks.
When David Attenborough attacks.
One man’s trash is another chipmunk’s reading material.
One man’s trash is another chipmunk’s reading material.
A Winter Wonderland on Mars!
A Winter Wonderland on Mars!
When protesters unite!
When protesters unite!
‘I have whiplash from US politics’ – Everyone, probably
‘I have whiplash from US politics’ – Everyone, probably
One of my favorite holiday anecdotes.
One of my favorite holiday anecdotes.
The power of flex tape
The power of flex tape
…most of all, she wild.
…most of all, she wild.
Currently chasing my trash can
Currently chasing my trash can
PSA: The dangers of tattoos
PSA: The dangers of tattoos
Alas, Babylon.
Alas, Babylon.
German police efficiency.
German police efficiency.
The rock at Ocean Beach, SF looks like it has snow on it; It’s bird excrement.
The rock at Ocean Beach, SF looks like it has snow on it; It’s bird excrement.
Brother’s don’t shake hands…
Brother’s don’t shake hands…
pathethics
pathethics
being+at+family+gatherings+like%3A
being at family gatherings like:
10+Funny+Air+Memes+to+Blow+You+Away
10 Funny Air Memes to Blow You Away
what+a+hoot
what a hoot
Join the conversation
just%26%238230%3Bone%26%238230%3Bmore%26%238230%3B
just…one…more…
%26%238220%3Bturning+you+to+sushi%2C+later%26%238221%3B
“turning you to sushi, later”
just+toying+with+you
just toying with you
every+sims+file+ever
every sims file ever
well+that%26%238217%3Bs+certainly+one+take
well that’s certainly one take
10+Funny+Cat+Memes+to+Scritch
10 Funny Cat Memes to Scritch
samwise+gamsleep
samwise gamsleep
guess+we%26%238217%3Bll+never+know
guess we’ll never know