Feeling Lucky?

If I was your boyfriend…

If I was your boyfriend...
All my boobs.
All my boobs.
NOPE.
NOPE.
My dad built me a treehouse.
My dad built me a treehouse.
S’mores!!!
S’mores!!!
I had sex with a parrot once.
I had sex with a parrot once.
Going to chambr of sekrets. brb.
Going to chambr of sekrets. brb.
Pandas don’t hate.
Pandas don’t hate.
Meanwhile, in Korea.
Meanwhile, in Korea.
Stop, hammer time!
Stop, hammer time!
Sad tree is sad.
Sad tree is sad.
I don’t love her…
I don’t love her…
Duct tape fixes everything.
Duct tape fixes everything.
Table trick is fail.
Table trick is fail.
Hope for the best.
Hope for the best.
Changing lights of Empire State Building.
Changing lights of Empire State Building.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Join the conversation
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…