… and never came home.

Start clowning around.

Cooper spends very happy days with his human friend.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

I don’t believe you.

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

I could read here.

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

I don’t know what to feel about this.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

I love sporting.

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Married life.

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z