Story of my life…

Story of my life...

such a misunderstood creature

such a misunderstood creature

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

how it started vs how it’s going

how it started vs how it’s going

yes, please

always gotta stop to pet cats

always gotta stop to pet cats

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

could be fun, no?

could be fun, no?

for family

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

spitting venom

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

how is this not already a thing???

how is this not already a thing???