Game on Dr. Cooper.

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

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It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

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jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

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you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before