Feeling Lucky?

Am I early?

Am I early?
Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.
Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.
Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.
Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.
Resist contemptible people.
Resist contemptible people.
Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!
Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!
Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!
Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!
Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.
Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.
Until next time.
Until next time.
â‚¿ Life.
â‚¿ Life.
If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.
If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.
When you are too good at being dad
When you are too good at being dad
Why didn’t Jesus think of that?
Why didn’t Jesus think of that?
But you said it was freeeee
But you said it was freeeee
A few days into Oregon self-service…
A few days into Oregon self-service…
Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.
Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.
The Oregon Apocalypse
The Oregon Apocalypse
oh+i+thought+it+was+Yoga+Matteus
oh i thought it was Yoga Matteus
pathethics
pathethics
wait%2C+you+can+drink+it%3F
wait, you can drink it?
those+were+the+days
those were the days
Join the conversation
just+toying+with+you
just toying with you
just%26%238230%3Bone%26%238230%3Bmore%26%238230%3B
just…one…more…
well+that%26%238217%3Bs+certainly+one+take
well that’s certainly one take
this+made+me+think+of+you+%3C3
this made me think of you <3
it%26%238217%3Bs+super+effective%21
it’s super effective!
character+archetypes+with+juxtaposed+partners+will+always+be+good
character archetypes with juxtaposed partners will always be good
%26%238220%3Bturning+you+to+sushi%2C+later%26%238221%3B
“turning you to sushi, later”
10+Funny+Air+Memes+to+Blow+You+Away
10 Funny Air Memes to Blow You Away