I want to hold your hand…

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

oh no is an understatement

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore