Win her over with chloroform.

Win her over with chloroform.

supporting the next generation means eating the whole box in one sitting

supporting the next generation means eating the whole box in one sitting

just in case

man with a plan

man with a plan

just a quick spiral

just a quick spiral

sadly this is true

sadly this is true

perfect hot chocolate weather

perfect hot chocolate weather

guilt was never an option

guilt was never an option

not ripe yet

thanks i hate it

thanks i hate it

what about my thoughts?

what about my thoughts?

it was a life he was never meant for

it was a life he was never meant for

and then have to stay quiet so you don’t wake up the kids

and then have to stay quiet so you don’t wake up the kids

Mike and jo-ann

Mike and jo-ann

always be prepared before eating soup in bed

always be prepared before eating soup in bed

gotta save the fries

gotta save the fries