Why I hate metal detectors.

Why I hate metal detectors.

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Taiwanese Spec Ops.

Taiwanese Spec Ops.

Do you even play with dolls?

Do you even play with dolls?

Distant cousins, probably.

Distant cousins, probably.

Choose you words carefully, Martian.

Choose you words carefully, Martian.

And that’s how the cookie crumbles…

And that’s how the cookie crumbles…

A long night ends.

A long night ends.

It’s so windy in Maine that the snowballs are reproducing asexually.

It’s so windy in Maine that the snowballs are reproducing asexually.

The Unabomber’s cabin is being detained in an FBI warehouse.

The Unabomber’s cabin is being detained in an FBI warehouse.

Let God worry about the turtles, child.

Let God worry about the turtles, child.

Happy B-day, Steve

Happy B-day, Steve

Let your food decay, day 28.

Let your food decay, day 28.

I could dock at this space station.

I could dock at this space station.

OK but I can play Wonderwall…

OK but I can play Wonderwall…

Slav’s for the environment.

Slav’s for the environment.

Welp, seeya later!

Welp, seeya later!