I melt without you.

I melt without you.

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Proper Urinal Etiquette

Proper Urinal Etiquette

an endless sea of blondes

an endless sea of blondes

modern day hero

modern day hero

Best I can do is three fifty.

Best I can do is three fifty.

…you might be a Redneck.

…you might be a Redneck.

Those Tricky Dryers

Those Tricky Dryers

No but really… you’ll have to garnish my ”wages”

No but really… you’ll have to garnish my ”wages”

She’s a good homemaker.

She’s a good homemaker.

Welcome to Norway! Looks like you get around, too!

Welcome to Norway! Looks like you get around, too!

Yeah I’m good.

Yeah I’m good.

The eye of a daddy long leg

The eye of a daddy long leg

Daddy want a calzone.

Daddy want a calzone.

I’ll forgive you.

I’ll forgive you.

Hoot hoot

We need a new translation.

We need a new translation.