Jealous?

Jealous?

it was his birthday quesadilla

it was his birthday quesadilla

pass me some coal

pass me some coal

thanks but no thanks

thanks but no thanks

that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?

that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?

the original viagra

the original viagra

house therapy

this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be

this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

canon vs fandom

canon vs fandom

all the pain

especially on a friday

especially on a friday

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

Divorce papers incoming

Divorce papers incoming

clever cat hack

clever cat hack

one reason you should never lie on your dating profile