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In an alternate universe…

In an alternate universe...
It’ll be killer alright…
It’ll be killer alright…
Oh internets…
Oh internets…
Three types of rock.
Three types of rock.
You will never leave the house drunk again.
You will never leave the house drunk again.
Oh meme…
Oh meme…
Here I was paying for it…
Here I was paying for it…
How to rationalize eating an entire cake.
How to rationalize eating an entire cake.
Things I deal with.
Things I deal with.
Choosing a college major.
Choosing a college major.
Phallic Buzz Lightyear.
Phallic Buzz Lightyear.
Surprise!
Surprise!
Retirement plan?
Retirement plan?
How I sing Chop Suey.
How I sing Chop Suey.
Sing-a-long!
Sing-a-long!
How’d that work out for you?
How’d that work out for you?
May+buckets+of+shame+reign+down+on+you+and+your+family+for+the+remainder+of+the+century.
May buckets of shame reign down on you and your family for the remainder of the century.
BEWARE+THE+MASKDEBATE
BEWARE THE MASKDEBATE
DING+DONG
DING DONG
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Feed+the+friends%2C+whenever+possible.
Feed the friends, whenever possible.
Etsy+is+so+hot+this+year.
Etsy is so hot this year.
Really+gotta+layer+it+on+thicc+to+drive+home+the+point%26%238230%3B.
Really gotta layer it on thicc to drive home the point….
Royal+selfies+through+the+ages.
Royal selfies through the ages.
1918+did+not+muck+about+with+the+flu+pandemic.
1918 did not muck about with the flu pandemic.
Beelzebub+does+make+a+stellar+cake%26%238230%3B
Beelzebub does make a stellar cake…
The+best+swap+of+the+year%2C+IMO.
The best swap of the year, IMO.
Bob+started+a+trucking+company%2C+it+seems.
Bob started a trucking company, it seems.