I told him I couldn't open the jar...

She means eggs. It's from a stupid tshirt my husband wears around the house

That awkward moment when...

can't wait to see how he fairs in the real world

I live a very social life...

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If at first you don't succeed...

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Trumps first day in office.

Hedgehog punches.

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In the beginning...

Michelle cleans house.

Feeling pretty good about myself...

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