I told him I couldn't open the jar...

Extreme booping.

What's across the ocean?

Artsy Joker

Cats === Teenagers.

Pesky flies...

I once cried over the fact that my fiancé wouldn't help me find my yoga pants

I have a bad feeling whenever a lesbian looks at me...

Romance vs Spotify

If Reincarnation Was Real

It could sing me to sleep every night

Fun for the whole family.

Well damn, Jackie

Everything you can imagine is real.

As a biker, this could be amazing.