I told him I couldn't open the jar...

iPhone 6 Dali Edition

1st rule of buddy system?

I don't mean to crucify your logic but...

Clippy wants to help out with your LinkedIn account

The best part of waking up, is Wonka in your cup.

Save a life. Use a comma.

Leg day :/

You're a f*cking ostrich

Bill Nye Posted This Picture On Facebook

A kid got cut from baseball tryouts at ages 8, 9, 10 and 11. He finally made the team at age 12 and sent this email to the league director.

This is what parenting done right looks like.

How did you escape Iraq?

The race of the century...

Courage the cowardly dog.

Scumbag Rose.