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I told him I couldn’t open the jar…

I told him I couldn't open the jar...
I’m not really a lesbian…
I’m not really a lesbian…
I am God
I am God
I didn’t do it…
I didn’t do it…
The ol’ noodle trick
The ol’ noodle trick
Think about it.
Think about it.
Devastated
Devastated
Reasons to save trees
Reasons to save trees
Two dogs
Two dogs
I don’t believe in ghosts during the day
I don’t believe in ghosts during the day
Words.
Words.
Get out of here, Pluto!
Get out of here, Pluto!
When I text a girl…
When I text a girl…
We’ve come in peace!
We’ve come in peace!
Do you dig graves?
Do you dig graves?
Perfectly relevant in light of Chris Rock’s divorce
Perfectly relevant in light of Chris Rock’s divorce
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
good+question
good question
Join the conversation
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS