Irrational fear.

Irrational fear.

always have a deck on me for this exact reason

always have a deck on me for this exact reason

You’re right, I’m not

You’re right, I’m not

An apple a day

*anxiety sets in*

*anxiety sets in*

Shoulda seen it coming

Shoulda seen it coming

They will all be named after Lion King characters. all. of. them.

They will all be named after Lion King characters. all. of. them.

Good-bye forever, keys

Good-bye forever, keys

True caring

The only good use of the butterfly effect

The only good use of the butterfly effect

Just wait until she speaks

Just wait until she speaks

Better than the live-action remake, tbh

Better than the live-action remake, tbh

what about a taco shell of shame, next?

what about a taco shell of shame, next?

lol france

Spongebob just took a dark turn

Spongebob just took a dark turn

Never trust an animal dressed in a tuxedo

Never trust an animal dressed in a tuxedo