Eight year olds advice on boys.

Just another stable genius.

Me.

Flash kitteh

So true

Homer Simpson shares his secret to a long term marriage

I'll take 50, thanks.

Baby daddy taking care of his own.

I'll get around to it!

Son, where art thou?

Rough day

Depends on my mood...

...freak.

Before you marry a person...

Good work Wikipedia

*cough cough wheeze*