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You wanna know how I got these scars?

You wanna know how I got these scars?
Toast timer.
Toast timer.
Women: what happened?
Women: what happened?
Great musicians are.
Great musicians are.
Doing some home renovations…
Doing some home renovations…
Mmmmmerica!
Mmmmmerica!
Have you found Cheesus?
Have you found Cheesus?
If a vampire bites a zombie…
If a vampire bites a zombie…
How I spend time in the shower.
How I spend time in the shower.
What people think it’s like sharing a bed with pets…
What people think it’s like sharing a bed with pets…
What makes a family.
What makes a family.
Do not exit plane during flight.
Do not exit plane during flight.
Words.
Words.
My favorite kind of vegetable.
My favorite kind of vegetable.
I’m a four letter word…
I’m a four letter word…
Hedgehog mauls a carrot.
Hedgehog mauls a carrot.
never+really+thought+of+this+before
never really thought of this before
any+chance+these+two+texts+%2Aaren%26%238217%3Bt%2A+related%3F
any chance these two texts *aren’t* related?
10+New+Words+to+Describe+your+Time-Wasting
10 New Words to Describe your Time-Wasting
10+Marketing+Memes+to+Buy+From
10 Marketing Memes to Buy From
Join the conversation
a+sign+after+my+own+heart
a sign after my own heart
well+that%26%238217%3Bs+reassuring
well that’s reassuring
i+lurv+it
i lurv it
we+don%26%238217%3Bt+say+that+evil+name+here
we don’t say that evil name here
need+this+show+asap
need this show asap
and+thanks+for+the+warning+about+the+carpenter+ants%26%238230%3B
and thanks for the warning about the carpenter ants…
this+makes+my+skin+crawl
this makes my skin crawl
this+is+truly+the+most+torture+anyone+has+put+on+anyone%2C+you+horrible+parent%21
this is truly the most torture anyone has put on anyone, you horrible parent!