Feeling Lucky?

If Obama was your Boyfriend.

True or false.
True or false.
Wolverine at a bar.
Wolverine at a bar.
In the end it didn’t even matter.
In the end it didn’t even matter.
The bird.
The bird.
Depends on who’s asking.
Depends on who’s asking.
Words.
Words.
Soon.
Soon.
Back in my day.
Back in my day.
Nothing messes up your friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.
Nothing messes up your friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.
Swimsuit season.
Swimsuit season.
Why so fat?
Why so fat?
There was someone calling…
There was someone calling…
Did you know?
Did you know?
Please be troll.
Please be troll.
Attention hipsters!
Attention hipsters!
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Join the conversation
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…