New Bio-shock character.

I know a tiny vegan premed student named Athena. Sometimes she has breakfast potatoes in her pockets and she shares them.

I can’t wait to tell my friends

Australia seems dangerous.

The Doctor doesn’t do guns

The salad is room temp.

Make it so

Cutting down this tree

An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity.

A business card for kids who are allowed to go places by themselves

Real deals only

Stick the landing.

They better not lose it

When you are the smartest kid in the room and nobody knows it.

Broke parenting life hack

The mighty leopard moose camel.