Dang I feel old…

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

don’t even think about it, garfield

good luck, punks

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

everything is bigger in texas except the rain

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

what fish think when you’re fishing

there were no witnesses

comrade cat

hippotato

it was just a misunderstanding

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

adding to my vernacular

men writing women

man’s oldest friend