Feeling Lucky?

Have you ever stolen an old person?

Have you ever stolen an old person?
OK now do the mighty Bush Tit.
OK now do the mighty Bush Tit.
You raised that boy right.
You raised that boy right.
Does your therapist have an opening?
Does your therapist have an opening?
Cute names, bro.
Cute names, bro.
Turn that frown, up side down.
Turn that frown, up side down.
It’s a stroke, probably…
It’s a stroke, probably…
Why women go to the loo in pairs.
Why women go to the loo in pairs.
Local Subaru dealership harvested honey from their rooftop.
Local Subaru dealership harvested honey from their rooftop.
We are a divided people…
We are a divided people…
One of those rare, self burns…
One of those rare, self burns…
The Arabic text says The same thing but in Arabic, literally.
The Arabic text says The same thing but in Arabic, literally.
Game over, bub.
Game over, bub.
Bio-warfare…
Bio-warfare…
It is known.
It is known.
So then we started mobbing, etc.
So then we started mobbing, etc.
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
Join the conversation
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
good+question
good question
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
left+swipe
left swipe