Bat Cat.

Bat Cat.

this is why i love bread so much

this is why i love bread so much

Doggo 1, young child 0

Doggo 1, young child 0

The cheeps

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

The scent of love

The scent of love

the biggest little pupper in the park

the biggest little pupper in the park

please send help

please send help

Hoo-rah!

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger

… in the pros’ column

… in the pros’ column

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

Nope. I’m moo-ving out